Episode 9

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22nd Jul 2025

90 Day Hunt for Love S1E9 Recap: The Girl in a Love Square | The Love Square Implodes | Remote Reality

Recap of S1E9 “The Girl in a Love Square”

~ Key drama breakdown: Tiffany, Jen, Carlo, Jay, Colt, Courtney

~ Timestamped chapters for easy navigation

~ Hot takes, funniest quotes, and next-week predictions

~ Reminder: Explicit content, entertainment only

Chapters:

00:00 Intro & Episode Overview

00:22 Tiffany’s Drama Magnet Moment

01:25 Jen’s Boundaries Masterclass

02:50 Carlo vs. Jay Showdown

04:28 Jay’s Insta-Model Reveal

05:46 Girls’ Camp Gossip Circle

07:46 Bus Confession & Text Reveal

10:14 Tim & Tiffany’s Tequila Therapy

13:42 Sexy Questions at the Cenote

15:07 Rumor Interrogation with Cole

19:10 Tim’s Dating Coach Moment

20:44 Courtney Returns & Colt’s Injury

24:30 Trauma-Bonding or Game Move?

26:22 Closing Thoughts & Predictions


Buckle up, Channel Surfers, ’cause *Hunt for Love* just spun the singles retreat into a chaotic Love Square—jealousy, territory-marking, and tequila-fueled tears included. In Season 1, Episode 9: “The Girl in a Love Square,” the drama hits HARD and the tequila hits even harder.


💥 **What’s poppin’ in this episode:**

- Tiffany continues to drop from girl-next-door to drama magnet 🙄

- Carlo keeps coming for Jay just for asking out Tiffany. Then he flips the story and tells Tiffany that Jay threw the first punch (umm, roll the tape—he didn’t).

- Jen’s out here teaching a masterclass on boundaries 💅

- Elise is still yelling about being seen “first” like it’s a game of dibs 🤡

- Mai drops a fantasy that would give a sports team whiplash 🏀

- Did Colt break his leg *on purpose* to sabotage Usman and Cortney’s date? Because if so—next-level manipulation, bro. 🦴

- Cortney’s back, Ashley’s calling Chantel nonstop like she’s about to crash the retreat herself, and the guys spill the drama through texts 📱


🎧 We’re breaking it all down with funny commentary, hot takes, and margarita-fueled side-eyes. Grab your drink and get in here!


👇 **Drop your takes in the comments:**

- Should Tiffany mind her damn business?

- Is Jay too fine for this drama?

- Did Colt injure himself to ruin Usman and Cortney’s date?


**Explicit content, listener discretion advised. This discussion is for entertainment purposes only and is not legal advice.**


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