90 Day Hunt for Love – S1E12: The Boy Who Painted Her Like a French Girl | Remote Reality Recap

⏱ Episode Timestamps – 90 Day Hunt for Love S1E12

00:00 – Opening banter, episode title jokes

01:13 – Carlo & Tiffany confrontation

05:21 – Courtney’s feet pic hustle

06:28 – Tiffany rumor about Elise

08:46 – Tim & Mai telescope date

10:33 – Tiffany & Chantel chat

13:28 – Carlo doubts exclusivity with Elise

15:58 – Colt’s tacos & red flags

18:33 – Tiffany admits trying to hurtCarlo

21:49 – Carlo self-sabotage talk

24:49 – Group game: sex Q&A

33:28 – Courtney & Colt drawings

36:17 – Carlo picks Tiffany

38:59 – Chantel FaceTimes Ashley

43:40 – Courtney breaks up with Usman

45:17 – Elise vs. Tiffany group pile-on

50:32 – Carlo hides from Tiffany his hookup count with Elise

52:35 – Jenn confronts Mai and Rob

56:18 – Wrap-up & future shows

🎥 Episode Recap: 90 Day Hunt for Love – S1E12: The Boy Who Painted Her Like a French Girl

Tiffany’s in full toxic tornado mode this week, the whole cast is drowning in red flags , and Elise is somehow the island’s punching bag. Meanwhile, Cortney’s running a side hustle for feet pics, Chantel’s bisexual awakening is officially adorable, and we all learned way too much about the “kangaroo” position.

💥 Key Drama Points:

• Carlo’s Confused Heart: One minute he’s happy with Elise, the next he’s crawling back to Tiffany—who’s openly trying to hurt him. Hello, self-sabotage!
• Tiffany’s Slut-Shaming Spiral: She’s dating multiple guys but losing her mind over Carlo exploring other connections. “It’s not raining men—it’s raining red flags.”
• Courtney’s Toes & Tacos: From selling feet pics for commission to agreeing to play nurse for Colt. She's finally ready to come clean with Usman about where her heart lies.
• Sex Position Show & Tell: We learned what a kangaroo is (and it’s… a lot). Power bike looked promising.
• Chantel & Ashley: Finally, a healthy romance moment! Chantel admits she can’t stop thinking about Ashley, and Ashley actually understands how dating works.
• Rob vs. Cole: Tensions flare, but Rob is the only one making any sense on this island—except for maybe Chantel when she’s not being influenced by Tiffany.

🎯 Funny Quote of the Episode:

"It’s not raining men, it’s raining red flags on this island." – Lauren

"What the hell, Lauren? She looks like a ghost. You were drawing a ghost. My goodness." – Dee's reaction to Lauren's drawing of Cortney

📌 Our Take:

This season is proving that “90 Day Hunt for Love” is less about finding love and more about who can stir the biggest pot. Tiffany’s edit this episode? Brutal. Elise? Needs to slow her roll. Carlo? Needs a spine. And as for us? We’re buckled in till the train wreck ends.

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